Why the chicken crossed the road.

1. To get to the other side.
2. To get to the hen on the other side.
3. To run away from the cook.
4. To go to a party.
5. To leave this town.

Snow.

I am personally sick of all of the snow. I don't want to end up graduating in the middle of June. I just want to get into college already. I think that we should just end school when they originally planned it, instead of making up all those days. It's absolutely ridiculous!